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Stuff Everywhere (Michelle Branch "Everywhere" parody)
This is a parody I wrote a while back, and only just recently got someone to perform for me. (liliiakysil - who you can find on Fiverr from the link below)
Most of the pictures are from screenshots of the hoarder shows programs but the rest I have links to:
Stuff everywhere:
https://portfolio.elab.athabascau.ca/user/3199276/artifact-3
https://www.victorpest.com/articles/how-to-get-rid-of-dead-mouse-smell-in-your-house
http://hastsite.interlutions-preview.de/picture-boxes
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/stock-market-fundamentals-deteriorating-2015-9?r=US&IR=T#/#the-rest-of-the-world-is-weighing-on-earnings-1
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/136426/a-world-full-of-garbage.html
Thanks for watching/listening, enjoy, and always remember the more stuff you have in your room, the less room you have!
And everything in moderation! (Also side note I came up with this idea years ago when I realised I was starting to hoard too much stuff and needed to do something about it. So I recognised it, and had a laugh about it at my own expense, then did something about it. It was obviously never this bad, I exaggerated for effect.
And now I have a video to try and bring some humour to anyone else in their journey of life!
Enjoy!
Lyrics:
"Everywhere"
Don’t freak out at what you see,
It’s cleaner than what it used to be
There is a flooooor, here I sweeaar,
But I just keep stuff everywhere
yeah, everywhere
Just tell me how it got this far
Trash in the sink, and in the bath.
'Cause every time I look
I lose more hair
And when I go to sleep
It’s still all there
There’s stuff everywhere I see
but when I close my eyes it's fine to me
I see on the news,
or on t.v,
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I step on a mouse that makes me squeal
then I slip on
a banana peel
I sense it now, the water's getting deep
I can’t believe you haven’t fixed that leak,
fixed that leak!
There’s stuff everywhere I see
And when I close my eyes it's clean to me
And now I know
and seen, I do believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I am not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh
And when I’m on dry land
It's then I understand
Even a skip bin
would not begin
to help in any way,
I heard the world will end one day
I’ve given everything a go
Nothing else works, so…
There’s stuff everywhere I see
but when I close my eyes it's still smelly
What helps me to
leave it be this messy
is I'm not alone
There’s junk everywhere I see,
And when I take a breath
It makes me sneeze
Through everything I know
Why people leave
I'm all alone…
I’ve been here over a week
So tell me
Have you seen me?
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