Trolling and burn! A quick memes overview.

Trolling and burn! A quick memes overview.
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Hello!!

This is a new, unique story! Once in a while I want to do some fun stuff too! Here is one- which I will call “trolling”- or “roasted”(when someone says something bad about you), sometimes called a “burn”. Let’s take a look at the first one! This person says it took them 19 years to figure out what NEWS means? N for Noteable Events, Weather, and Sports. = NEWS. Right? Makes sense? Well, check out this reply… Merriam-Webster is the company that makes the dictionary. Oops!
Second one is a clever student trying to brown nose the teacher. The student dotted out the numbers “100”% and asked teacher to connect the dots. SO the teacher’s response? Teacher made another set of dots that looked like 8/22 which is NOT a good grade. Ouch.
Third one- Mother found something in her daughter’s car. She immediately texts her daughter asking what those are. Daughter says put one in your mouth. What happens? Mother says, “I am sorry.” Why? Those were mints. Heh
Now this one, I found funny since it happened here in Colorado, is wild. This person posted a picture of himself snowboarding with stunning peaks in the background. He claimed to do a stunning egg flip which he failed to land. Someone else called him out by doing a reverse image search. It was one of the first few images on google. Not good.
Many of us can relate- a guy had a girlfriend and we know that most guys enjoys video games growing up- right? It so happened that this girlfriend complained to him about having too many video games. So he took a picture and sent this to his girlfriend. Hope their relationship survives. Ha ha.
Old Spice and Taco Bell got into a “troll war”- and here is one of their memes. Old Spice was mocking Taco Bell, saying, why weren’t the Taco Bell’s fire sauce made with real fire? False advertising! Taco Bell shot back quickly with this, “Is your deodorant made with really old spices?” Burn.
Speaking of video games, sometimes we try to be smart when we make user names, right? This program was programmed to figure out that we would try to outsmart it. It asks for the username, saying to choose wisely. Someone typed in “Wisely”. It replied… Ha-Ha. Very funny. Second sentence says “It can’t be changed later.” And someone typed in “changed later.” Game replies, “It can’t be changed later, please type another name.” This user typed in, “another name.” and the game says, “I’m getting sick of you.” Ha ha.
There was one where a mother asked her kid to clean up the house. Mother wrote on the note saying how important it was to clean, “like the queen of England was visiting”. So this kid did this. Let me show you three pictures… Hire that kid!
There is a tutorial going around on how to draw a rose because it is a popular item to draw and give to your loved ones, right? This meme shows the first part on how to draw a rose. Now you know how! Oh wait… Let’s ask how to draw a lettuce so we can understand. Perfect! Now you go try it!
Another parents wanted to surprise their child with some sweets so they made a sign saying to choose carefully between sweets and fruits. They chose poorly. I’d rather eat fruits instead of vegs.
Allright, that was FUN!!! I hope you enjoyed this!! Let me know if you want me to do this again once in a while for fun factor! But before I go… here’s an exercise for YOU to be involved in. I will leave this at the end and you can pause it. Let’s start here. Get your calculator out if you want to.
Pick a number between 1 and 9. Let me choose number 1. You can choose any numbers you want, 2, 3, 4, through 9. So I chose number 1. Second step is to multiply IT by three. 1x3=3. OK. Third step is add 3 to that number. 3+3=6 Fourth step is to multiply by three again. OK, that is 6x3=18. LAST step says to add the two digits. 18= 1+8 makes it 9. Now look at the list of the shows that are your favorite and see which show is YOUR favorite!!!
Great, love you all, see you all later!!!
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