DEVIL MAY CRY 5 | Story Mode Pt.2: Missions 5-7 w/ V + Nero! Bloody Palace w/ Dante! (PS4 Pro HD!)

Last time on DMC...
After waiting a full month for no discernible reason, our 'heroes' decided they should probably make their way back to the giant evil gooey demon "tree" (which I ain't even known there were "demon 'trees'" in the first place, and this thing sure as hell don't look like no 'tree' I've ever seen, but hey- details!) that has taken over the city or the world or some unspecified but significant area spewing demons everywhere, killing people, and generally being a nuisance.
And that will not stand, man.
This aggression will not stand, man!
So they started battling their way across the ruins of Red Grave City on their way to attempt to confront Urizen, the Demon King, who makes his lair within the heart of the evil demon 'tree'. He's got a sweet chair and everything.
Also, last time they tried to fight him, they got BTFO'd and Dante (who's way cooler and stronger than Nero and V combined) got pimp slapped so hard it sent him flying across State lines.
He has not been seen since.
So that's a problem. But they'll probably figure something out. Maybe...
So Nero, the NON Legendary Devil Hunter Dead Weight Chump battled a couple sweet bosses, killed some demons, tried to be cool with his zippy one-liners, and of course, failed miserably. But he did kill the demons. Better than nothing.
Now, it's time for V the G! He's "The Mysterious One", you see. Seriously, that's what the game calls him. He's some random dude who *totally* doesn't have some kind of goofy secret identity ulterior motive nonsense going on. Nope. Definitely not. He's just 'V', and that's all there is it. And no, "V" is not an abbreviation, that's his name. Just accept it, man.
So V... V is... special... he's an "artist"... he really, really loves reading poetry, specifically William Blake. Like, a lot. Half of his lines are William Blake quotes. Also, by reading poetry during battle, he can channel magical devil powers, because sure, why not. Unlike Dante and Nero, V is a bit on the fragile side- he'll actually get tired and have to stop for a second to catch his breath if you sprint too long. Again, yes, really.
Devil May Cry is weird.
But to compensate, he has a pet demon panther that he can shoot out of his pimp cane to bite your face off- which is pretty awesome, you gotta admit. And he has a wise-cracking magic parakeet and they have this back and forth odd couple kinda thing going on. It's strangely endearing. V in general is strangely endearing after a while- unlike Nero, who's just annoying.
Oh, and when he charges up his magic devil power by reading poetry, his like "super move" let's him summon a giant gooey man who can and will fuck up your shit by shooting laser beams and/or stomping on you. His name is NIGHTMARE, because of course it is.
And on that note!
Let's do this...

BTW: The Internet broke just before the end and the video cut out, but I kept going for a couple minutes to do my signature outtro because I'm dedicated like that. You might want to skip that part though. Yes, I could've edited it out, but I don't have any of that fancy professional video guy software so I'd have to it in YT and it would take like an entire day to reprocess or whatever- I'm pretty sure YT just makes it do that because YT is asshoe and I may have upset Susan one of the many dozens of times I talked about how much of a dumb bitch she is, which she is. Very much. True story.