I Wish I Hd Shad Kahn's Mustache

I WISH I HAD SHAD KHAN’S MUSTACHE

Let me tell you ‘bout a man who came from Pakistan
He’s a self-made billionaire
He came over here when he was just sixteen
And now he’s got a football team

That’s why I wish I had Shad Khan’s mustache
And all his money too
Then I could own the Jacksonville Jaguars
And do anything I wanted to

You know he’s got his mojo going
He hit the jackpot and the money’s flowing
That's why I wish I had Shad Khan’s mustache
Then I could be a real cool dude

Cause he’s the sure bet, jet set, man about town
Always coming back for more
Yea now he wants our shipyards, to go with his jaguars
And we all can’t wait to see what’s in store

Yea I wish I had Shad Khan’s mustache
Then I could I could make some time with you

Yeah Shad's got a really cool mustache

And it’s Flex-N-Gate, whatever it takes, get the deal done.
The face of the American dream
Yea Shad he came from nothing but he’s always had that something
That kept him working his way to the top

Yea, Shad he’s so cool, he’s got curls in his hair
He does what he wants and he really cares
And I can go to Everbank and see him right there
While I watch my Jaguars play

That’s why I wish I had Shad Khan’s mustache
And all his money too
So I could own the Jacksonville Jaguars
And do anything I wanted to

Oh if I could be anyone I wanted to be
It would be Shad Kahn or even his flunky
I really wish I had Shad Kahn’s mustache
Then I could be a real cool dude

It’s got curled ends that match his hair
Yea, Shad he’s a real cool dude