Vlad on the Phone by 577IW6nop

Vlad on the Phone

The other day in D.C.,
Staff all gathered ‘round.
They said don’t give kudos
To that Russian clown.
But, I spoke up,
And said, “Leave me alone.”
“I’ll say what I want.
When I get Vlad on the phone.”
(Chorus)
Vlad on the phone
Vlad on the phone
V-V-V-V Vlad
V-V-V-V Vlad
V-V-V-V Vlad
Vlad on the phone

I broke a thousand rules
Before I was Pres.
I’ll handle that DICKtator
Whatever he says.
I wanna M.A.G.A., pretty baby.
M.A.G.A., M.A.G.A. alone
I’ll say what I want, honey
When I get Vlad on the phone.
(Chorus)
I made Hillary beg
I made Stormy steal
I made Obama blush
And made Bernie kneel
I wanna M.A.G.A. pretty baby
M.A.G.A., M.A.G.A. alone
I’ll say what I want, honey
When I get Vlad on the phone.
(Chorus)
Now when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every Citizen I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna M.A.G.A., pretty baby.
I can do it on my own
I’ll say what I want, honey
When I get Vlad on the phone.
(Chorus)
Vlad on the phone
Vlad on the phone
V-V-V-V Vlad
V-V-V-V Vlad
I’ll say what I want, honey
Vlad on the phone