Stock Market Investing | Funny Jokes

4 years ago
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A collection of trading and stock market related jokes.

Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.

The stock market crashing last week was worst than a divorce. Lost half of my money AND the wife is still there.

After all the rioting and destruction I expect the Microsoft stock ($MSFT) to take off on Monday. Everyone will be looking for windows.

I felt very lonely so I bought some stocks. It's nice to have a bit of company.

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