How To Write Sketch Comedy

This sketch is called "How To Write Sketch Comedy" and it's the method I use to write skits and sketches. It's a secret process the elites and "the man" doesn't want you to know about. But thankfully I was able to impersonate a doctor, an FBI Agent, and a dog to sneak in and gain access to this little nug of knowledge. I hope it helps you in your endeavors and I hope the government doesn't find out I stole their secret. Promise to keep it on the DL and between just us ya? P.S. Did you know dogs don't use utensils or even their paws to eat food? They only use their freaking face. They just smash their face into the bowl until the food is gone. How cool is that? Let me tell you from experience, it's ridiculously cool.