Animals,drinks, fruits and people test positive for coronavirus

I know that this 🦠 exists.But the numbers they are telling us are fake...
• apple juice-same apple juice 2 tests 1 positive 1 negative.
• Elon Musk -same day 4 tests 2 are positive and 2 are negative.
•Tanzanian security forces to check the quality of the kits. They had randomly obtained several non-human samples, including from a pawpaw, a goat and a sheep, but had assigned them human names and ages. Samples from the pawpaw and the goat tested positive.
•kiwi test positive- test was taken by Italian doctor.
• Austrian MP uses PCR test on Cola in front of Gov’t officials – and it’s test positive.
•The 20 year old nursing student from Mirabel, Que., has tested positive for 🦠 eight times over four months, despite not having any symptoms of the virus since mid May.