WORDS ARE ILLEGAL

This year has been super lit but don't worry fOLkS there's still a few more days in which our cheeks can be clapped.

As the nightmare continues it seems clear that all things are perpetual trash and will remain that way for eternity despite the new year, new me.

Joey Basement uses big words, other words can't be used, dating isn't allowed, the world is warmed-over garb, Cardi A's really moist gash gets high honors and all faith in humanity is eroding at record pace.

But hey who cares facts are garbage having a memory is prohibited and wokeness reigns supreme.