Tell me what I already think YouTube baby

They discovered cute kitten videos are big money and they are here as medicine to teach us.

They do us the convenience of assorting the plausible from the implausible, so that our lil pea pea brains can purge this primordial hyper-vigilance they insists on employing to defend themselves from supposed misinformation. Stupid brain.

YouTube brought me fail videos bruh.

I don’t want to think I want to thought.

I want past tense filter-ed opinions, this isn’t 1995.