Novelty Meds (NoveltyMeds.com) Election 2020 Series

Available at https://NoveltyMeds.com

Ever feel like all you need is a magic pill to make everything feel better during those stressful times? Ever wish you could cure a friend’s woes? Forget the doctor, unless it's serious, of course! Try Novelty Meds! A great gift for a friend or yourself!

Novelty Meds are great tasting candies in a real prescription bottle meant to bring a big smile and a hearty laugh to the “patient” that receives them. Designed to look like a real prescription from the pharmacy, Novelty Meds are available with a variety of stock "cures" for the “medication,” or can be personalized with the “patient’s” name and a custom "cure" benefit from the “medicine.”

Novelty Meds… Illusions of Solutions

*** THESE ITEMS ARE READY TO SHIP AND CANNOT BE CUSTOMIZED. FOR CUSTOMIZATION, PLEASE SELECT OUR OTHER LISTINGS. ***

*** THESE ITEMS CONTAIN MINTS. FOR CANDY HEARTS, PLEASE SEE OUR OTHER LISTINGS. ***

Add a gift box for just 50 cents! *

“NO CANDY OPTION”: Fill it yourself! We will send empty labelled bottles for you to fill with your own candy, trinket, or other item you desire.

- SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION ELECTION 2020 SERIES -

TAKE 1 MINT TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT DONALD J. TRUMP
DID NOT WIN THE ELECTION.

TAKE 1 MINT TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT DONALD J. TRUMP
WON THE ELECTION.

TAKE 1 MINT TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN
DID NOT WIN THE ELECTION.

TAKE 1 MINT TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN
WON THE ELECTION.

TAKE 1 MINT TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT HILLARY CLINTON
WON REELECTION IN 2020.

TAKE 1 MINT TABLET BY
MOUTH AS NEEDED TO HELP
KEEP YOURSELF FROM
TALKING ABOUT POLITICS.

Be sure to check out all our "Ready to Ship" and "Customized" products in other listings.

Each "prescription" contains approximately 60 MINT tablets and weighs approximately one ounce.

* The optional 2x2x4 white gift box comfortably houses one Novelty Meds "prescription." The box arrives to you flat, and you will assemble it to look as shown in the photo. The box itself is blank to further add to the mystery of what that is in the mystery box when the recipient instinctively shakes it.

DISCLAIMER:

NoveltyMeds.Com does not sell real medication. Although our products look like real prescriptions due to the packaging and labelling, and although the contents may resemble medication, we sell candy in prescription bottles and by no means any true medication or nutritional supplements. Although this is candy, we recommend this product for adults only, not children. We further advise keeping this product out of the reach of children so they will not confuse real medication with candy. We are not responsible for what you choose to do with your purchase, who you give it to, or how you store it, or any outcome of your actions. This is a novelty item and should be treated as such.