The Christmas Song for 2020 (Lefties Roasting Ballots on a Dumpster Fire)

This original parody was inspired by a shirt designed by the @HodgeTwins (Thanks for making me laugh, guys!)

https://officialhodgetwins.com/collections/christmas/products/liberals-roasting-ballots-christmas-raglan

Lyrics:

Lefties roasting ballots on a dumpster fire,
China virus nipping at your nose.
No more carols, 'cause the governor's banned choirs,
And folks masked up like sleepy Joe.
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Only spread the virus blight.
Tiny tots, with their spirits so low,
Will find it hard to wake at morning light.

Who knows if Santa's on his way?
His list don't balance with the goodies on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is gonna cry,
'Cause they've been told if they hug grandma then she's gonna die.

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To Americans from one to ninety-two
Although it's been cancelled many towns, many ways:
Merry Christmas to you!

(instrumental solo)

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To voters from one to one hundred and twenty-two
Although they'll keep lying, turn around, walk away...
Fuck the Leftists!
Fuck this virus!
Merry Christmas to you!

Giving Credit Where Credit is Due (sources for all visuals):

“Places of worship adjust to California’s new Covid-19 Rules” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqNAIABjMcQ

“Chicago mayor urges people to cancel Thanksgiving plans as new Covid-19 cases triple” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ZieBXhs8M

“Joe Biden says he "would do everything possible" to ensure that Americans wear masks in public if…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxP8gV46ZIk

“Fire that ignited inside official ballot drop box at Baldwin Park Library under investigation”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sey68e3kbWM

“White House Coronavirus Task Force says pandemic is worsening”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar1XTw-9h7o&t=24s

Google Search: “depression Covid 19”

Image of a Christmas Tree at dawn
https://www.emmanuel.church/events/special-christmas-eve-morning-service/

Democrat Election Fraud Image
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mrP8GAAYvNI/X6WFfnSfenI/AAAAAAAAABs/1bB2p-_J4swZVqv_--yI5_R75GAxkVR4ACLcBGAsYHQ/s538/Highlight%2BWisconsin%2Bfraud%252C%2Bstairlift%2Bversion%2B-%2BDemocrat%2BElection%2BFraud.jpg

“Statement of Votes Report November 3, 2020 - General Election Wayne County, Michigan OFFICIAL RESULTS” Retrieved Nov 19, 2020 from: https://www.waynecounty.com/elected/clerk/election-results.aspx
**Special thanks to Louder With Crowder for digging up this data**

“Plastic hugs help to spread love during the pandemic”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV9B7JhuIGA

DuckDuckGo Search: “Christmas is Cancelled 2020”

“Lawsuit Claims 40,000-Plus Fraudulent Ballots Pumped Through Detroit For Joe Biden”
https://thefederalist.com/2020/11/12/lawsuit-claims-40000-plus-fraudulent-ballots-pumped-through-detroit-for-joe-biden/

“Tapper With Fauci: ‘Christmas Is Probably Not Going To Be Possible’ This Year”
https://thefederalist.com/2020/11/16/tapper-with-fauci-christmas-is-probably-not-going-to-be-possible-this-year/

“Disney World SHUTS DOWN Christmas 2020 Plans”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZfnGWwKpHI

“Christmas Village canceled due to COVID-19 concerns”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ygjHbnk_0

“Protesters set fire to dumpster in North Portland”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEi3nCit_WY

“Video Shows Rioters Lining Dumpster Fires Along Residential Streets In Uptown”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZgXZdhdOtI&t=53s

“Dumpster catches fire during Denver protests“
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYnBo2LIYV4&t=41s

“CNN calls Kenosha riot a ‘fiery but mostly peaceful protest'”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKrL9GO1JuA

(Image) “Do Leftists Believe What They Say?”
https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/02/leftists-dont-care-about-truth-doctrine-emotion-dominate/

Google Search: “Covid 19 mortality rates down”

“Christmas flying Santa sleigh reindeer's over city animated motion graphics” by Kritrim Vault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS0Pv7Jv8_A