NYS Gov. Cuomo Parody: “No turkeys over 7lbs, no singing over 65 decibels” | Rules for Thanksgiving

Today is day 262 of the coronavirus scamdemic and Governor Cuomo discusses new precautions going into the Thanksgiving holiday. To ensure a safe Thanksgiving, no supermarket or grocer in New York will be permitted to sell a turkey weighing 7 or more pounds. Additionally, if you have a pleasant singing voice and are heard singing this holiday above 65 decibels, there will be a penalty of $50/second. After a minute, you may be arrested and charged with a felony. In addition to these measures, Governor Cuomo also explains that a new mask mandate will be written. This one details HOW to wear your mask, explaining it must be flush to the face so that no illegal sips of oxygen are procured. The masks also must be void of any wrong political messages, which are considered hate speech under the NYS penal code. Finally, NO !!! New York State will not allow the Trump administration to disseminate a vaccine. Doing so would mean that Trump might leave office on a positive note, which can cause more psychological damage to the people of New York than the coronavirus itself. As such, the state will be rejecting any vaccine coming out through January 20, 2021 when the Esteemed and Benevolent President Elect Joe Biden takes the White House. We know we can trust Uncle Joe, who always has the world’s best interest at heart. ❤️ 🌎 #cuomo #nys #governorcuomo #andrewcuomo #thisisaboutsafety