Dracula On a Trip - The Hazards of Odorless Garlic, Op 180

Full of himself, as most vampires are, Dracula goes to one of the hottest clubs in town. Chooses his victim, a beautiful
blonde in her 30's, and gets to dance. At the `right` moment he moves in takes his bite. They resume dancing, but something
is wrong. The dancing is halting, and soon Dracula collapses, and is convulsing on the floor, hallucinating. Soon he dies
(for good this time). His `victim` not converted to vampire status, laughs, and dances in triumph around his body. You see
she is a health food addict and takes lots of garlic capsules. – The odorless kind, which were not detected by
Dracula...until it was too late.