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If Lullabies Were Honest
If parents, siblings, aunts and uncles, cousins, baby sitters, and grandparents were honest when putting the kids to bed, this is what the lullabies would sound like. This is especially relevant during COVID-19 quarantine life.
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"If Lullabies Were Honest" by WyJo
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LYRICS
Go to bed, you freakin' monster trolls
Go to bed, you little a-holes
Go to bed, you little poop machines
Go to bed, or I'm gonna scream!
Take this Ambien, you'll be fine
Take this Benadryl so I can have some free time
Go to bed, you freakin' monster trolls
Go to bed, you little a-holes
Go to bed, you little poop machines
Go to bed, or I'm gonna scream!
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