‘Shittens’: The Mittens We Never Asked For But Definitely Want Because Poop Is Gross

Introducing the cleverest invention on earth: Shittens. Yes, they are used exactly for what you’re thinking. It’s safe to say that sometimes, well, shit gets real, especially when it comes to babies. Newborns are like little machines that only eat, poop, and cry all the time. It’s a hassle when it comes to diaper changes, but hey, it comes with the job. Until potty training is introduced, then they can go number one and number two by themselves. But until then, to spare you some time and save you some money from using almost all of your baby wipes at once, the Shittens were created.

Toss aside your traditional square wet wipes because cleaning up has never gotten better! These Shittens disposable mittens were invented because your typical substandard wet wipes leave your hands at risk for ALL KINDS of accidental fecal contamination, so using a pair of these will definitely keep your hands clean. Because poop is gross and you don’t want to smell like a port-a-potty everywhere you go because of it. Plus, they are great on sensitive skin.

You can sort of think of them as your own poop cloth that blocks all major contaminations. The disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes can be found on Amazon for $20 and are incredibly popular. The customer review section is both hilarious and so entertaining to read since most users initially bought them as a gag gift but ended up buying them again because they were so effective.

What’s even better about these new Shitten is that they are FDA approved and provide “not only safety from poop but on a larger scale, emotional peace of mind.” So rest assured that they are safe and work how they are intended to work, bye toilet paper. Clean up time just got easier.

Who would have thought that disposable poop mittens were so popular? Or a THING for that matter.

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