Man-Bun Domestic Terrorist MARK MUNZERT Arrested for Keying a Tesla

It's going to cost the Man-Bun Domestic Terrorist MARK MUNZERT thousands of dollars and a possible jail term or at least probation for keying a Tesla CyberTruck in Missouri. However, the worst punishment will probably be his public exposure and humiliation. It also appears that we will will soon have addition to Man-Bun Domestic Terrorist MARK MUNZERT in the Hall of Shame in the form of another Domestic Terrorist in San Jose, CA caught on camera keying a Tesla. Not only is his ugly face in view but, even better, the license plate of his Hyundai car can be clearly seen. If this Domestic Terrorist is not quickly identified and arrested then it is the fault of the San Jose police department. Since he looks like a Dick Tracy villain, I am appropriately naming him "Sludge Face."