Oh Canada, Where Did the Money Go?

[Verse 1]
Oh Canada, tell me why,
Ten long years just passed us by.
Got degrees, got fancy schools,
But no cash, just budget rules!

We work hard, we play nice,
But our paychecks are stuck on ice.
Productivity took a dive,
While Trudeau’s spending came alive!

[Chorus]
Where did the money go? (Hey, hey, hey!)
Debt is high, but growth is low. (No, no, no!)
Houses cost a million bucks,
And young folks say, "Man, this sucks!"

Where did the money go? (Tell me now!)
Liberals spent it, that we know! (Oh, oh, oh!)
They promised change, they took a chance,
Now we're broke—let's learn to dance!

[Verse 2]
Gasoline made drivers cry,
Two bucks a liter—kiss your wallet goodbye!
Carbon taxes climbing high,
Government says, "Oh, don’t ask why!"

Crime is up, streets feel wild,
Liberals say, "But be kind, child!"
Bail rules changed, they cut some slack,
Now the same bad guys keep coming back!

[Chorus]
Where did the money go? (Hey, hey, hey!)
Debt is high, but growth is low. (No, no, no!)
Trudeau’s dancing, taking pics,
While the budget’s playing tricks!

Where did the money go? (Tell me now!)
Liberals spent it, that we know! (Oh, oh, oh!)
They promised change, they took a chance,
Now we're broke—let's learn to dance!

[Bridge]
Oh, SNC, oh, WE Charity,
What’s a little scandal for publicity?
Housing's tight, hospitals full,
But don’t you worry, we’ll raise taxes more!

[Verse 3]
Immigration through the sky,
But no new homes, we wonder why.
Doctors gone, waiting lines,
But they say, "Trust us, it'll be fine!"

[Final Chorus]
Where did the money go? (Hey, hey, hey!)
Debt is high, but growth is low. (No, no, no!)
Prices soaring, times are tough,
And Canadians have had enough!

Where did the money go? (Tell me now!)
Liberals spent it, that we know! (Oh, oh, oh!)
They promised change, they took a chance,
Now we're broke—let's learn to dance!

[Outro]
So grab your pesos, grab your loonies,
Trudeau’s still smiling for the movies!
If we can’t afford to stay,
Maybe we should dance away!