TheDimStream LIVE! Valentine (2001) | You're Cordially Invited (2025)

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I'm glad that you've already made it well into your 40's despite your rheumatoid arthritis diagnosis. Looking great for an old maid!

Qriist Supporter+ You don't look haggard enough to be a hag, I've decided.

Qriist Supporter+ Aye

Qriist Supporter+ comedy whore

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey, didn

JQuickDraw Supporter t think you would be here so early

Egerog Month late for Valentine

Qriist Supporter+ sex scene, glazed, i c wat u did thar

Egerog we have a buff orpington named buffy. She has taken up defending the flock since we had to get rid of the rooster

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hey baby, wanna glaze my doughnut?"

MudderFetcher Boreanaz looked 40 when he was 20 to me...kinda perpetual aging boy band look

Egerog The authorities showed up

Egerog buffy bit me when i gave the Wyandotte a hug

Egerog Hugging is Wyandotte is still worth it, they are so fluffy

MudderFetcher now I'm just picturing Beverly tucking-in all of the animals each night and reading them a story

Egerog poor kitty

MudderFetcher instead of cleaning up the puke/hairballs, you could just get 4 turtles and a rat and see what happens Alex

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Pretty sure they'd die. lol

MudderFetcher it was mutagenic ooze from an evil corporation

MudderFetcher were the nosebleeds meant to signal arousal like anime?

MudderFetcher I tend to really like Geraldine Viswanathan in stuff

Egerog time / growth needs to condensed for films

Egerog but i agree very few people change less likely with age

MudderFetcher I always sign cards for my mom with "(Your Son)" after my name...I'm an only child btw lmfao

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

MudderFetcher Beverly do NOT watch the Police Academy where they go to Miami before your wedding lmao

Egerog my wife listens to bad wedding stories on read from reddit post. Uggg people are awful.

MudderFetcher lots of speedboats crashing into docks and parties

Egerog mother in laws that wear white dresses

MudderFetcher the machines have learned to engagement farm

Egerog Im I the Asshole is a sub reddit lol. usually all parties involved are the A holes

MudderFetcher my beard is almost entirely white but very little white/grey head hair

MudderFetcher I'm just happy it isn't falling out yet if I'm honest lmao

Egerog I think you two would like "Only Murders in the Building" tv series. about murder podcast junkies

MudderFetcher if there's an on-the-spectrum fortune telling 1-800 number, I am 100% calling it

JQuickDraw Supporter You're Fox Mulder - "I want to believe."

JQuickDraw Supporter Most of the stuff they do with dogs is the dog wanting to please the owner and giving false positives, including drug sniffing dogs.

MudderFetcher that's exactly what I told the TSA

JQuickDraw Supporter The TSA? They're still funded and staffed. brb gotta send an email to DOGE.

Egerog There was the story of the grim reaper cat at and old age home. He like there bed of people who would soon die because part of the things they did for the very sick elderly was heat blankets,

MudderFetcher I just want the cats to know when to fuck-off for 10mins while I eat

JQuickDraw Supporter The brain is capable of telepathy, the limiting factor being the strength of the emf coming off the gray matter. It would need to be amplified.

Egerog Alex knows the coolest shit

JQuickDraw Supporter entanglement is instantaneous, literally no time, so it can happen with two entangled particles on opposite ends of the universe.

JQuickDraw Supporter They do not know why it happens.

Egerog in quantum physics there are particles that are paired, if one spins in one direction the other will spin the opposite. if you change the one the other will change instantaneously

Egerog which triplet is the murderer

JQuickDraw Supporter There are a lot of weird things they get in quantum science, like the double slit experiment.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator That one's crazy.

JQuickDraw Supporter Roger Penrose is a giant in the worlds of math and physics, and he's hypothesized that there's a quantum element to consciousness.

Egerog I herd Dejavu is your current memory being miss filed in the deeper past

JQuickDraw Supporter I herd Dejavu is your current memory being miss filed in the deeper past

JQuickDraw Supporter whoa

Egerog Double slit experiment would be a good name for a band

MudderFetcher don't search for "double slit experiment" with safe search off

JQuickDraw Supporter Double Slut Experiment

Egerog lol

Egerog i feel bad for laughing at that

JQuickDraw Supporter How about "Moist Slit Chicks"

JQuickDraw Supporter It's probably similar to a spectrum of consciousness, and toward the upper end you get sentience and sapience.

Guyinroom83 fyi: the plural of goose is goosen

Egerog Dogs dream,

Guyinroom83 thats my new exec order

Egerog what style guide is Goosen from

Guyinroom83 style guide? like a graphic designer

Guyinroom83 does alex subscribe to 'random facts' magazine

Egerog like new york times style guide for their writers, oxford commas and stuff

MudderFetcher Seizure Aura? Is that Alex's mutant power?

Guyinroom83 deja vu is just when you have a memory of something your parallel universe version of yourself did

Guyinroom83 really? ive had deja vu like, probably 10 times or so

Guyinroom83 oh wait, you mean the opposite of deja vu

JQuickDraw Supporter Deja Vu is like falling into the grooves of an old school album, like you reliving something that's already played out for you.

Guyinroom83 but dont they say familiarity breeds contempt

Guyinroom83 it never felt like that for me @JQuickDraw it was always weird, but not scary

JQuickDraw Supporter "You have a sinus infection." "Is it bacterial?" "No, I said it was a sinus. You're infected by a foreign sinus."

JQuickDraw Supporter Epileprosy is the worst. Your limbs have seizures and fall off.

Guyinroom83 everything is caused by thetans.

JQuickDraw Supporter On the upper end, you're not just aware, you're aware that you're aware.

MudderFetcher feels like a lot of human existence is dulling that awareness whenever possible

Guyinroom83 you need your thetan levels read. @MudderFetcher

Guyinroom83 i used to have a random facts book for bathroom reading

Guyinroom83 i hate AP

Guyinroom83 i feel like they make updates to those things just to make updates. its like phone updates

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Yes, like textbooks to keep selling.

Egerog I like Strunk and White style guide

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator I do not.

Guyinroom83 lol

Guyinroom83 condemned to the bathroom

Guyinroom83 the bathroom circle of hell

Guyinroom83 'if it aint broke dont fix it' is not a thing companies go by now
doom678819 Supporter yes exactly

MudderFetcher I'm StrunkenWhite right now

MudderFetcher 🍻 🍻 🍻

JQuickDraw Supporter Next time you're writing something, try to use Robert Anton Wilson's English Prime.

Egerog Eb White wrote Charlott's Web

Guyinroom83 thats been happening a ton now online. ive been seeing 'would of' or 'should of' a lot. i think people dont even know it's should've/would've

MudderFetcher languages are meant to be played with and subverted...especially American English
doom678819 Supporter why rumble instead of the other platforms?

Guyinroom83 lmao i love that video

Egerog best one was Pregnard

Guyinroom83 pegnart?

Egerog pergenant

Guyinroom83 rumble doesnt make you self censor every other word you say @doom678819

Guyinroom83 two of my videos got taken down by youtube, one bc i mentioned adrenochrome, the other bc i talked about epstein

Guyinroom83 both in a joking way, but still

MudderFetcher you can say ALL of the words on Rumble far as I can tell (not in chat though)

Guyinroom83 youtube seems to just randomly pick stuff to get mad at. one channel i watch he just will say the n word sometimes, he's been fine with youtube.

JQuickDraw Supporter Talks about eating people and annoying uppity Jews on the stream, complains about censorship.

Guyinroom83 jew hate is VERY in right now but they just call it zionist hate

MudderFetcher oh sorry
doom678819 Supporter literally youtube is the reason why i started liking the internet

Guyinroom83 american education everyone.

Guyinroom83 LMAO

MudderFetcher starch masks are my fetish

MudderFetcher Happy Orgasnort Everyone!

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh god, we're all doomed. You can see the IQ points melting away like an ice cream cone in the hot summer sun.

Guyinroom83 and this video is like 10+ years old I think

Guyinroom83 cave people speak

Guyinroom83 bring back old youtube. or just old internet

Guyinroom83 it looked like old yahoo answers. idk if thatsstill around

Guyinroom83 do you need it? you dont like simul stream on youtube

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator It's for multiple people on the live stream.

Guyinroom83 do you need to pay for X to stream on there?

Guyinroom83 ah ok

Guyinroom83 k, yahoo answers shut down in 2021

Guyinroom83 yeah, thats ridiculous

MudderFetcher with ublock, I haven't see that
doom678819 Supporter w stream
doom678819 Supporter happy pi day

MudderFetcher 🍻 💜

JQuickDraw Supporter I loved The War of the Worlds by Marlon Brando.

MudderFetcher asking people to read was a mistake

MudderFetcher romance novels don't count

MudderFetcher One Month Out

MudderFetcher all boobs are great if we're being honest

JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators