The Tale of Firefart

Meet Dave, a guy in his early twenties with a questionable sense of self-preservation and a love for cheap beer and dumb bets. One Saturday night, he’s hanging out in his buddy’s garage, a few cans deep, surrounded by a crew of equally brilliant minds. They’re swapping stories about the dumbest things they’ve ever done when Dave, emboldened by liquid courage, declares, “You know what? I bet I can light my fart on fire. Seen it on YouTube. Easy.” His friends, instead of talking him down, egg him on like it’s the Olympics of bad ideas. “Do it, man! It’ll be legendary!”