Pov: you just woke up as the UGLIEST NEANDERTHAL ever.

Your eyes snap open to the dim glow of a flickering fire. The damp smell of earth and musk fills your oversized nostrils. You groan, stretching your massive, lumpy arms, feeling every awkward, uneven muscle twitch. Your reflection? A nightmare. Forehead? Huge. Jaw? Unhinged. Nose? Looks like it lost a fight with a mammoth. Even the other Neanderthals—who aren’t exactly winning beauty contests—give you side-eyes.