Suno - Why They All Had To Die

Here's another of my early Suno creations (for which—as usual—the AI insisted on repeating several of the last few parts for no good reason) playing the rather disturbing thoughts of a janitor gone postal for some dark humor. This song was inspired by the somewhat memetic cover of a supposed magazine for lonely janitors (pictured) which was all focused on the finer points of janitors getting their revenge for people having wronged them in various (unspecified) ways. For the record, I had a job as a janitor myself for several years, and can testify that no one ever treated me so poorly as to inspire such homicidal urges; this is a *joke*, people.

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Spilled your coffee on the floor,
Never said "Thank you!" anymore,
Tossed your trash right in my way;
Now today, you've got to pay!

[Verse 2]
Left your gum stuck on the chair,
Spilled drinks like you didn't care,
Printed papers past midnight;
Time for you to see the light!

[Chorus]
Swept away my office blues;
I cleaned up all your abuse!
No more stains, no more lies:
Waving you all sweet goodbyes!

[Brief Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Cubicle's a horror zone,
Dishes left there on their own,
For your messes every day,
Time to grab my broom and slay!

[Bridge]
No one's here to hear your cries!
It's the janitor's surprise!
Tired of being overlooked;
Now your goose is overcooked!

[Chorus]
Swept away my office blues;
I cleaned up all your abuse!
No more stains, no more lies:
Waving you all sweet goodbyes!

[Brief Instrumental]

[Verse 3 (Repeat)]
Cubicle's a horror zone,
Dishes left there on their own,
For your messes every day,
Time to grab my broom and slay!

[Bridge]
No one's here to hear your cries!
It's the janitor's surprise!
Tired of being overlooked;
Now your goose is overcooked!

[Chorus]
Swept away my office blues;
I cleaned up all your abuse!
No more stains, no more lies:
Waving you all sweet goodbyes!