Suno - The PTA Massacre

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This early Suno creation was another anti-school song primarily inspired by an old novelty post card my family has—or used to have (which I've never been able to find again)—showing an old black-and-white picture of a cheerful little girl in 1950s-style attire listening to an old-fashioned radio with her hands clasped in glee as a news announcer declares "There were no survivors of the mysterious explosion at the PTA meeting tonight." (This was considered a lot funnier back before the World Trade Center bombing in 1993 and the Columbine massacre in 1999, of course.) As with my other AI-generated anti-school songs, the narrator of this one is presumably a kid about the same age as the little girl on that postcard, despite the voice clearly being that of a grown man (since Suno's AI couldn't be convinced to provide a child's voice and—as usual—insisted on duplicating some of the song unnecessarily).

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
All the grownups disappeared;
Today the world is clear.
They were mean, and they were tough,
But now I've had enough!

[Verse 2]
PTA met just last night;
Heard the news? It was a sight.
Radio said all were gone;
Now it’s time to carry on.

(Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom!)
(Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom!)

[Verse 3 (Repeats 2)]
PTA met just last night;
Heard the news? It was a sight.
Radio said all were gone;
Now it’s time to carry on.

[Chorus]
Boom went the room;
No more gloom!
I’m free, so free,
Just for me!

[Verse 4]
Teachers' rules no longer here,
Mom and Dad just disappear,
Principals and all their lies,
Gone with no goodbyes!

[Bridge]
I heard the sound this morning;
No need for any warning.
Now I dance, and I sing,
Free from everything!

[Verse 5]
Party in the hallway!
Celebrate it our way,
Never more to hear them shout;
Now we are without!

(Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom!)
(Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom!)
(Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom!)
(Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom!)

[Verse 6 (Repeats 2)]
PTA met just last night;
Heard the news? It was a sight.
Radio said all were gone;
Now it’s time to carry on.

[Chorus]
Boom went the room;
No more gloom—no more gloom!
I’m free, so free,
Just for me—just for me!

(Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom!)
(Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom!)

[Verse 7 (Repeats 4)]
Teachers' rules no longer here,
Mom and Dad just disappear,
Principals and all their lies,
Gone with no goodbyes!

[Bridge]
I heard the sound this morning;
No need for any warning.
Now I dance, and I sing,
Free from everything!

[Verse 8 (Repeats 5)]
Party in the hallway!
Celebrate it our way,
Never more to hear them shout;
Now we are without!

[Bridge]
I heard the sound this morning;
No need for any warning.
Now I dance, and I sing,
Free from everything!

[Verse 9 (Repeats 5)]
Party in the hallway!
Celebrate it our way,
Never more to hear them shout;
Now we are without!

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