πŸš¨π•Žπ”Έβ„β„•π•€β„•π”ΎπŸš¨ 𝔻𝕆 ℕ𝕆𝕋 ℂ𝕃𝕀ℂ𝕂 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼!!!! 🌌✨ πŸššπŸ’¨

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Yo, what’s good, big cheese?! It’s me, Gore Haulman πŸŒŸβ€”the mullet-rocking king of the scrap heapβ€”coming at you LIVE from Loreville! I’m ripping through these dusty streets in my beat-to-hell Argo SRV πŸš›β€”neon pink and blue flames peeling off 🎨, dents everywhere πŸ› οΈ, and a sledgehammer strapped to the side πŸ”¨ β€˜cause that’s how I roll! My rig, β€œDude Man Bro Hauling Inc.,” is slapped across the hull in neon green spray paint πŸ’š, and I’m here to haul some serious chaos! πŸ’ͺ I’m the junkyard sheriff of the Stanton system πŸš”, sniffing out illegally parked ships clogging up Loreville’s pads. You park like a scrub in my turf? I’m snagging your ride with my SRV’s tractor beam arm πŸŒ β€”blocky, banged-up, and dragging your hull straight to the scrap pile! πŸ—‘οΈ It’s pure madnessβ€”reggae blasting loud 🎸, Stanton Sticky clouds swirling πŸƒ, and me hollering through the loudspeaker: β€œMOVE IT OR LOSE IT, DUDE!” πŸ“’ My AI sidekick, Pablo πŸ€–, is roasting me the whole time but keeping us on course. 🧭 This ain’t no polished gig, broβ€”my ship’s a trash masterpiece 🏚️, paint fading like it’s been smashed through asteroid fields πŸŒ‘, and I’m towing wrecks left and right! When the UEC’s tight, I roll out the Drake Vulture πŸ¦… and scrap junk for creds πŸ’°. The UEE can shove it πŸ–•β€”I’M keeping Loreville in line! It’s LIVE, LOUD, and MAXIMUM CHILL πŸ˜Žβ€”jump in on Rumble, vibe with the Casket Crew ⚰️, and watch me slap this system into shape! 🌍πŸ”₯ Stick around, broβ€”this is where the real chaos lives! πŸš€βœ¨ πŸ“Ί Catch me on Rumble.com tearing it up! πŸ’₯

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