REBROADCAST: And The Nominees Are

John-Paul Miller has had a terrible week. A new lawsuit accusing him of sexually assaulting a child along with losing once again in court, he could use some cheering up.

So here's the nominees for Delusional Statement in a Comedy.

Despite and FBI investigation and being accused of sexually assaulting a child, John-Paul Miller has not been charged of any crime related to the investigations and lawsuits.