Congratulations, You Discovered 'Spring': ABC News Pushes Disease Fear Porn From 'Changing Weather'

Posted • February 27, 2025: We wanted to understand the changing seasons on the planet, so naturally, we turned to the expert on explaining pretty much any complex topic, Kamala Harris. Here is what she told us: “You see, we all live on this beautiful blue planet called Earth. It's a big planet. And blue. The thing about the earth is, it sort of tilts on its 'axle' as it spins and spins and spins and spins around that bigger yellow ball that we call the sun. Kind of like I do after a couple of boxes of wine. Did you know that the sun is very hot? It's true. Shelia Jackson Lee said so. But with the passage of time, sometimes our planet tilts closer to the sun. Like I do toward a billion dollars of dark campaign money. We call that time 'summer.' I remember when I used to shout 'fweedom' every year as a child when summer came around. With the passage of more time, we tilt away further away from the sun. Like I do whenever Doug Emhoff raises his pimp-slapping hand.”

“Those times are called 'winter.' Winter is cold. Cold like my feelings toward Joe Biden. During this endless passage of time, there are other seasons called fall and spring. I don't know anything about those. But I hear they are nice. There's something about clouds in all of this too, which is where we store all of our data. Wait, what was I talking about? Where's the bar?” —— Aww, thanks, Madame Thank-God-You-Will-Never-Be President. (And thanks to Grok as well for the assist.) But maybe you could give this lecture to the 'journalists' at ABC News who don't seem to understand that, on Earth and in America, we have changing seasons, and with those different seasons come changes in weather patterns. Yesterday, ABC News issued a dire new warning for Americans as we gradually exit out of winter and head into warmer weather. There's going to be more disease! Disease that could … and probably will … kill us all!

ABC News @ABC: “Deviations from normal weather patterns are putting several parts of the U.S. at risk of seeing an uptick in disease-spreading pests as winter turns to spring, according to a new analysis.” —— Wow. Congratulations, ABC News. You just discovered … every spring ever since the beginning of time. Golly! Thanks for the fearmongering. And for yet another lesson in why the legacy media is dead. Maybe the only saving grace about winter (at least for this warm-weather writer) is that there are almost no mosquitos in the cold weather. As temperatures rise, along with typical spring moisture, those pests return, as well as animals like rats. This happens … EVERY … YEAR! But according to ABC, the reason it is happening THIS year is -- you guessed it -- 'climate change.' (…)

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