Boring as Fck TV!

(Verse 1)
I click the stream, the screen lights up,
What thrilling sights will fill my cup?
A monologue so slow and dry,
A tumbleweed just rolled on by.

(Chorus)
It’s boring as f***, the chat is dead,
Not a single comment’s ever read.
One to three viewers, that’s the range,
But Dave Strange loves the reruns—on Mouse TV again!

(Verse 2)
A groundbreaking scoop? Oh, not today,
Just Matt complaining in the same old way.
A brand-new theory? A shocking take?
Nah, just more rants about James Hind being fake.

(Chorus)
It’s boring as f***, the chat is dead,
Not a single comment’s ever read.
One to three viewers, that’s the range,
But Dave Strange loves the reruns—on Mouse TV again!

(Bridge - Dramatic Pause)
Oh, the tension builds... oh wait, it’s gone.
Another thirty minutes... of nothing going on.
Should I click away? Should I shut it down?
But Dave Strange says, “Mate, this is the best show around!”

(Final Chorus - With More Enthusiasm Than It Deserves)
It’s boring as f***, the chat is dead,
Not a single comment’s ever read.
One to three viewers, that’s the range,
But Dave Strange loves the reruns—on Mouse TV again!

(Outro - Whispered Like a Deep Secret)
No matter how bad, no matter how grim...
Mouse TV’s there... just waiting for him.