Elizabeth Warren's claim of Native American is fake

Elizabeth Warren's claim of Native American ancestry was about as solid as a house of cards in a hurricane. She took a DNA test, hoping to prove her heritage, only to find out she had less indigenous ancestry than the average American. That’s like bragging about being Italian because you ate a slice of pizza. Harvard even touted her as a “woman of color,” which is like calling a mayonnaise sandwich "spicy cuisine."

She built a political career preaching about standing up to corporate greed, yet somehow raked in millions teaching a single Harvard class and flipping houses like a Wall Street shark. And let’s not forget the time she awkwardly tried to connect with voters by livestreaming herself drinking a beer—like the world was just dying to see a politician struggle to act relatable.

For someone who claims to fight for the little guy, she sure did bow out fast when Bernie needed her support, paving the way for the same establishment she pretends to rail against. Warren’s got enough flip-flops to open a beachside souvenir shop.