The Ballad of Lo Ping [Cyber Nu 2077]

Ohhhh, ohhhh, oh, it's a blessed day!

Panda's here and he's not gay, he just sells propane. (Propane, propane)

Cum canoe, he's burstin' through, (through)
On his way to see your dad,
and see if he tastes like you.

He's not gay, he sells propane.
He likes them buff, but not muscle-ay.
He goes by Lo Ping and cum's his thing.
It's a blessed day. Sunday. But he's not gay.

If you want, he'll read your resume.
But no pronouns, or he'll throw that shit away.
Head of H.R.
Do it right, or you won't get very far.

Behold, Lo Ping. Layer of Fathers. He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, or chrome off a trailer hitch.
It's really an amazing thing to see. A Giant panda with a certain proclivity.
Break dance.

He's not gay, he sells propane.
Sitting behind you, but you can't get away.
He goes by Lo Ping and cum's his thing.
It's a blessed day. Sunday. But not like that fake Saturday.
You're not immune from his propaganda, you are weak.
Unless, of course you're Bowser.

Bowserrrrrr! Lo Ping would put his princess in another castle! (Oh!)
He'd let Bowser use his P-Block to bust his bricks!
What I'm saying is, he'd gladly eat his poison mushroom.
Somebody get him a star! He's going to slide down that flag poll!

But he's not gay!

Lo Ping would put Bowser's princess in another castle! (Oh!)
He'd let Bowser use his P-Block to bust his bricks! (POW!)
What I'm saying is, he'd gladly eat his poison mushroom. (mumma mia!)
Somebody get Lo Ping a star!
He's going to slide down Bowser's flag poll!

But he's not gay!

But he's not gay!