Non-Essential Commentary Highlights:

Ohhh, and the verdict is in—TWO PAWS DOWN!"
"Look at this! Absolute TRAVESTY. This is NOT what he ordered!"
"Somebody get this man’s lawyer on the phone—this is a breach of contract!"
"I mean, where’s the beef?! WHERE. IS. THE. BEEF?!"
"You expect him to eat THIS? Oh, the disrespect!"
"Refund? No, no—he wants the MANAGER!"
"And there he goes, taking his business elsewhere. Another customer lost!"