Should I just scuttle it?!?

Ahoy, crew! Captain Brad Sparrow here, and today we’re diving deep into the age-old maritime question: Do I keep patching up this old sea beast, or do I surrender to the siren song of a new boat with—gasp—a monthly payment?!

My trusty vessel (paid off, but held together by sheer willpower, duct tape, and some very creative cursing) keeps springing new surprises—none of them good. Do I keep bailing it out (literally and financially), or do I trade it in for a younger, shinier model that hopefully doesn’t demand my soul in repair costs?

Join me as I break down the numbers, test my emotional attachment to this floating money pit, and consider the true cost of freedom on the open water. Spoiler alert: It’s all expensive. But which is less expensive? Let’s find out!

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