Landlord Mersh fantasizes about acquiring his current duplex

Queen Mersh is finally able to do laundry. After 2+ weeks without a car, Mersh is almost out of clothes and has a house full of dirty clothes. Also Mersh seems to have some hot takes regarding owing a washer/dryer. https://www.reddit.com/r/Mersh/comments/1iq7ynt/landlord_mersh_fantasizes_about_acquiring_his/