D.O.G.E. has found even more corruption in this city.

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Disclaimer: This is a video meme. The audio has been AI-generated and lip-synced for entertainment purposes only. Karoline Leavitt did not actually say this during a press conference.

I am back in Las Vegas today because DOGE has found even more corruption in this city. Led by the incredible Harry Balz and his elite team of “financial masterminds,” they have uncovered that Las Vegas spent

$1.9 billion to build an underground homeless shelter with ONLY running water, and no electricity.
And speaking of tunnels,

$20 million for North Las Vegas officials to reject the Tunnels to Towers shelter for homeless veterans… only to build another Starbucks.

$402 million so that we can all get high, and yet, we’re still dead last in education.

$18 million to replace toilet paper with hundred-dollar bills, so casino executives can wipe their greedy asses in the most luxurious way possible.

$130 million for Summerlin Parkway and the 215 expansion because rich people can’t handle the mild inconvenience of five cars using their private freeway.

At this point, just give the money to the slot machines, they’d waste it more efficiently.

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