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Stand-up Comedy: 2025 Blizzard
I think I’ve posted this as a 2024 blizzard, snowmageddon, Midwest winter…
I mean, it’s a pretty universal joke to snow states.
(Which are the best states around. You don’t see 10 foot snakes, or 5 pound spiders in Minnesota, do you? I rest my case.)
I’m sure there’s a case to be made for gay men in this situation; I’m sure they’d be upset if they were promised 8” and given 5.
Of course, every person is different.
One of my favorite videos of all time is the woman with the measuring tape, pulling out 5” and saying, “This is fine. This is just fine. Where do you think 8” would go? Not in here…”
Made me feel really comfortable with my smallness.
I mean, my averageness!
I’m average!
Better than average!
I’m a big boy!
Anyway, I have to go shovel, now.
True story.
The snow is coming down in Iowa, and while I thought I’d get to use my snowblower (or, snow thrower, depending on your particular vernacular), it’s too pretty and fluffy to have machinery involved.
(Plus, I worked out way too hard yesterday, and am super sore. So, shoveling will be my “going to the gym” today. My workout. Just like Rocky IV! Nature, baby!)
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