Big Balls: The DOGE Anthem

Posted • February 11, 2025: Elon Musk's DOGE department on a seek and destroy missing for government fraud and waste. His star destroyer? A teen legend who goes by the name of Big Balls!

(Chorus)
Big balls wrecking fraud, line by line
Blowin’ all our money, like it ain’t mine,
Rats on cocaine, toilets scan behinds,
Where the tax dollars go? They hope you'll never find

(Verse 1 )
Yo, Congress out here with a spending spree,
Throwin’ cash like it’s fake Monopoly,
Ten racks just to watch a queen skate,
I guess that’s what they call a figure of waste.

Dogs gettin’ high with that NIH flow,
Two-point-three mil, shoot it up, let’s go!
Thanos snappin’? They study the sound,
Hundred eighteen K, yeah, the snap ain't loud.

(Pre-Chorus)
They taxin’ your check, they taxin’ your ride,
Then turn ‘round and fund lizards gettin’ blown outside.

(Chorus)
Big balls wrecking fraud, line by line
Blowin’ all our money, like it ain’t mine,
Rats on cocaine, toilets scan behinds,
Where the tax dollars go? They hope you'll never find

(Verse 2 )
Six-point-nine mil just to peep your seat,
"Smart toilets" out here readin’ booty receipts—
I ain’t never asked for a database log,
Of who took a dump at the Pentagon, dawg.

Quails doin’ blow, yeah, that’s taxpayer cash,
One mil just to check if they clappin’ fast.
Ayo, Harvard, what the hell y’all doin’?
Seventy-five K, leaf blowers got lizards movin’?!

(Pre-chorus)
The auditors audited, they don't think it's cool
Cuz they making us all look like foold
Kids in debt, streets need repair,
But Thanos’ snap is the national care?!

(Chorus)
Big balls wrecking fraud, line by line
Blowin’ all our money, like it ain’t mine,
Rats on cocaine, toilets scan behinds,
Where the tax dollars go? They hope you'll never find

(verse 3)
$1.5 mill’ tryna boost some gamers?
How ‘bout fundin’ real creators and shapers?
DEI in Serbia? DEI in Peru?
Man, fix our schools, that’s what you should do!

Symphonies gettin’ cash, but your rent too high
Columbia got grants while your grandma cry
Trans operas in Colombia, comic books in Peru
Or are they funding another CIA coup

(Chorus)
Big balls wrecking fraud, line by line
Blowin’ all our money, like it ain’t mine,
Rats on cocaine, toilets scan behinds,
Where the tax dollars go? They hope you'll never find