Why AOC Thinks She’s Smarter Than Elon Musk

Why AOC Thinks She’s Smarter Than Elon Musk

"Why settle for Elon Musk when you can have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? I mean, Musk might be sending rockets to space, creating self-driving cars, and linking brains to computers, but has he ever explained the intricacies of unemployment by suggesting everyone has two jobs? No, because he's not as intellectually gifted as AOC, who clearly understands that if you have two jobs, you're basically two employed people.

AOC's grasp on law is so profound, she's redefined RICO from a legal framework to, well, a guy from Latin America, perhaps. And let's not forget her groundbreaking work in economics, suggesting we invent technology that's never been invented before -- because, you know, who needs redundant inventions like the wheel or electricity?

So, while Elon is out there trying to colonize Mars, AOC is here, revolutionizing the very concept of 'invention' and 'law' with her unparalleled intellect. Clearly, Elon needs to step up his game if he ever hopes to match the sheer brilliance of a former bartender turned Congresswoman. Maybe he should start by trying to invent something that's already been invented... again."