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Love Laws & Loopholes V2
Title: Love Laws & Loopholes
Hip-Hop/Melodic Rap
Romantic Comedy with a playful nod to love "regulations"
Witty, Engaging, and Comedic
Smooth melodic verses with upbeat rap sections, dynamic energy shifts
🎶 "They said love’s a free country, but here’s the decree,
You need a license for my heart, no trespassin’ on me.
Cupid’s got a clipboard, signing forms in the sky,
Better fill out the paperwork before you apply!" 🎶
I walked up to her, said, "You’re my kinda style,
But the government of love makes me wait a while.
Need a permit for a hug, a stamp for a kiss,
A policy review before I get to all this!"
She laughed and said, "Boy, you better comply,
I don’t date outlaws, read the love bylaws, guy!
Rule 101: No ghostin’ at night,
And you better send memes, or you’re losing your rights!"
🎶 "I’m stuck in the bureaucracy of your love,
Filing papers for approval from the stars above.
Cupid’s in a suit, with a briefcase in hand,
Love laws and loopholes—do you understand?" 🎶
She hit me with conditions like a prenuptial clause,
Said, “Respect my space or face emotional laws.”
Section A: Don’t lie, Section B: Always try,
Violation of my heart? Boy, you’re saying goodbye!
I signed the contract, now I’m stuck in review,
Got her dad as the chairman of this love rendezvous.
“Boy, submit your tax of care, and a down payment too,
No refunds on love, once you’re stuck in the queue!”
🎶 "But oh, I’d appeal, yeah, I’d fight this red tape,
For a smile like yours, I’d gladly escape.
From the rules of romance, the fines and the fees,
I’d run for your love like it’s a presidential decree!" 🎶
"Yo, Cupid, can I file for an extension?
Her smile’s got my heart stuck in suspension.
Do I pay with roses, or swipe with my charm?
Is this love or the IRS? It’s causing alarm!"
🎶 "I’m stuck in the bureaucracy of your love,
Filing papers for approval from the stars above.
Cupid’s in a suit, with a briefcase in hand,
Love laws and loopholes—do you understand?" 🎶
Now we’re married, and the policies fade,
But she still hits me with fines if I step out of place.
"Take out the trash, don’t forget my tea,
And remember, boy, love’s still a democracy!"
🎶 "Cupid’s retiring, he’s hanging his hat,
But love’s constitution? I’m cool with that.
We wrote our own rules, in this life we planned,
No more loopholes—just love, hand in hand." 🎶#trending #love #Romantic #Music #Festival #Song
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