Jurassic Priest: A Hilariously Unholy Recap of The VelociPastor

Yo, what happens when a mild-mannered priest transforms into a bloodthirsty dinobeast fella to fight crime? You get The VelociPastor—a film so absurd, it’s practically a religious experience! In this hilarious recap, lemme take you from pulpit to predator, exploring the clerical carnage of this low-budget, high-insanity cult classic.

Join me as we dive into the Father, Son, & Holy Raptor of it all—unpacking the bizarre plot, the over-the-top action, and the questionable special effects that make The VelociPastor an unholy masterpiece. Whether you love schlocky B-movies or just need a laugh, this recap will bless your day with reptilian ridiculousness & Paleozoic pandemonium!!

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