😂 Blue anon Kara Swisher’s Latest Conspiracy Theory:

😂 Kara Swisher’s Latest Conspiracy Theory: Why Musk is Hiring Young Men at DOGE—Including ‘Big Balls’!

Kara Swisher is deep in the tinfoil rabbit hole, now claiming Elon Musk is secretly plotting something sinister by hiring young men at DOGE. 🤡💀
Kara Swisher is deep in the tinfoil rabbit hole, now claiming Elon Musk’s hiring practices at DOGE are “suspicious”—especially when it comes to the legendary 19-year-old staffer known as ‘Big Balls.’ 🤡💀

🔍 Her expert analysis?
👉 “Why is Musk hiring smart young engineers instead of diversity consultants?”
👉 “Is this a tech bro cult?”
👉 “And WHO is this ‘Big Balls’ guy, and why does he have so much power?!”

Meanwhile, DOGE is cutting government waste, Big Balls is out here making moves, and Kara is melting down because Musk isn’t taking hiring advice from woke activists. 😂🔥

Sorry Kara, but competency > quotas.

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