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Show & Tell Show Off - Tim Webb - Agent Of Change
After marketing 139 Sandspit Road, Shelly Park with a Blues Brother parody, rock music video ... I got a number of phone calls from folks living in the street who were considering selling, as the marketing campaign was featured as news by the media and went viral on social media because it was outside the box in terms of what was considered "normal real estate marketing", which I've always tried to avoid. Reason being is my clients are paying a HUGE chunk of change to sell their property and I always felt I needed to deliver high value campaigns to reflect the fees they were to going to pay upon selling.
The owners of 136 Sandspit Road (just across the road from 139) watched the whole campaign with interest, and after meeting, they wanted me to market and sell their home as well, and we agreed on a "reprise" of the Cash Cow Blues, which sold the property across the road, and the rest is history.
I rewrote the lyrics to reflect the change in property, and if I'm honest ... I favour this production MORE than the original, because it's a little more polished. My co-listing agent thought I was batshit-crazy, but she played the game and was there to help out with the everpresent Asian buyers in the market place.
Here's the lyrics:
Well looky here now
I got one more to go
Down on Sandspit Road
Yeah I’m back once again
And I got a new friend
Now it’s time for the show
Let me tell you right now bout a house on a hill
Gonna make the wife smile gonna give her a thrill
We’ve got three beddys up
And we got one more,
Down on the ground
With 3 bathrooms you’ll see
She’ll fit big families
But she won’t hang around
With an office or rumpus or lounge room downstairs
You can lock up the kids as you party upstairs
Take a break by the pool
Come and get yourself cool
Better bring your sun screen
Get a load of this view
It’s too good to be true
Look and see what I mean
From the Manukau Heads to the Coromandel
Be the envy of friends when you play show and tell
She’s the best of the best
I can tell you’re impressed
But you better act fast
Made of concrete and brick
Let me give you the tip
Well this lady’s all class
Bring the wife and the kids and the family gnomes
And come visit us both at our choice Open Homes
Cause you know that you love it you want it right now
And we’ve both got the keys – and we have the know how!
Oh yeah ….
And, the Ad Copy:
Imagine breath-taking, unobstructed, North facing views from the Manukau Heads to the Coromandel and beyond, every day.
Go on, you’ve earned it.
Better yet, let your imagination give way to reality, and own these majestic views.
Perched at possibly the highest point on Sandspit Road, and constructed of concrete over masonry block, you’ll deservedly feel you are, “King and/or Queen of your Castle”.
You know you want to, and I won’t tell anyone.
Positioned and built to follow all-day sun, you’ll discover eye-catching open plan living extends to five star indoor/outdoor flow on both upper and lower levels.
A superior 4 double bedroom home crafted for medium to large and extended families with both practicality and entertaining in mind, you’ll have difficulty in leaving for work every day.
Maybe you won’t have to. Bring your office home.
Don’t dream it. Do it.
Register your interest immediately by calling us NOW, because Real Estate like this, truly is a “Limited Time Offer”.
Tim Webb
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