IDIOT Trump Reduced To A Global Laughing Stock By REAL LEADERS!

Right, so the thin skin of the big orange man-baby Donald Trump has been pierced repeatedly over the last 24 hours or so by not just one world leader, but several, leaving him with the political appearance of having come off the worst in a scrap with a porcupine.
It’s not as if it’s a huge stretch for leaders of a certain calibre to leave little Donnie battered and bruised though is it, a man with no class, no charm, no wit, no compassion, no credibility, no brains, no self-awareness, no humility, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no political astuteness, no grace, no honour and who is, lest we forget above all else, a convicted criminal.
On that last point alone, even if Trump had some kind of discernible leadership qualities, it’d be politically damaging to associate or kiss the backside of such a person, therefore Keir Starmer being his first port of call amongst European leaders to congratulate him on becoming President speaks for itself, but others are most certainly not doing that, coming out swinging as Trump attempts to throw his not inconsiderable McDonalds fuelled weight around and lay down the law to others. It’s not working, nations are pushing back and they’re doing so in some truly hilarious ways at that.
Right, so who appointing Donald Trump the king of the world eh? He certainly seems to think so, infamously thusfar having opined that Canada would love to become part of the US and demanding that Denmark hand over Greenland, something so daft even Trump surely couldn’t be serious over but actually, it seems he’s very serious about it, but these quite well reported upon stories are just scratching the surface, as Trump has gone on to create beef with a significant number of states now, from Indonesia, Palestine, Panama, Indonesia, Colombia, Mexico and Honduras just to name a few and you might not have heard about all of these diplomatic fallouts, but some of them are Trump to a tee and some have elicited responses which are just comedy gold!
On the matter of Greenland, well to start with I thought Trump wanted it for the mineral wealth his bestie Elon Musk, needed as these are to stick in his Teslas, now being rebranded across social media as ‘swasticars’ which is everything Musk deserved to happen really, not just for the dodgy salute, but the even dodgier address to Germany’s far right telling them they have nothing to be sorry for. But where Trump may be looking to buy other countries, he sold the US to Musk, and who wants to be a part of that? Well it looks like they’ve fallen out now, oh dear how sad never mind, but with Greenland having been Danish territory for the last 800 years and Danish MEP Anders Vistisen having stood up at the European Union, taken the podium and told Trump he can eff off over the notion, Donnie is not winning friends and influencing people here.
There’s an even more hilarious aspect to this story though, especially if you’re in the UK actually, because to actually purchase Greenland, he’d need Keir Starmer’s permission! An undertaking began in 1917 by the US to purchase Greenland, but because Canada was still British dominion at that time, Canada not becoming officially free of British rule until 1982 would you believe, I didn’t realise that, but because Greenland sits just off Canadian territory at that point British territory, Britain actually have first dibs on Greenland should Denmark ever wish to part with it. So go on Donnie, put Starmer on the spot about this one, we’d get popcorn in for this.
But setting aside Greenland, Canada and Trumps push for control of the Panama Canal, nonsense he’s been dropping since before becoming President again, it is his actions since, that have sparked massive upheaval.
For example there was the executive orders to slash foreign aid, Trump cutting it from literally ever country except two, Egypt and Israel.
I should imagine that had Zelensky crying into his begging bowl, but it put beyond doubt who’s side Trump is on in the ongoing warfare in the Middle East, the issue of Gaza the only foreign issue he seems interested in, wedged between Israel and Egypt as it is. But the ire has only stepped up from there because Trump has suggested that the likes of Egypt and Jordan should take the people of Palestine into their own lands so that Gaza can be rebuilt. Now I’m sure this has nothing to do with Trump opining that Gaza would be prime real estate, that it has lovely views, lovely beaches and that it could really be something, because this might as well by Jared Kushner operating him like a marionette. I’m sure the axing of the Biden block on those 2000lb dumb bombs being sold to Israel won’t hurt those development plans either, Netanyahu is certainly delighted about them:
Dumb bombs for a dumb bomber.
Of course Trump has cut foreign aid to Jordan, Jordan’s determination to avoid conflict with Israel and be western-centric being rewarded no end here eh? It was only at the end of December 2023, that the Biden administration signed a minimum $1bn a year in aid to Jordan, which followed the signing of a memorandum of understanding with Jordan for some $10bn over 7 tears from 2022, which includes contributing to Jordan’s economic budgetary stability, education, military aid, health services and water security, a huge matter for a very dry nation as Jordan is and this is especially pertinent, since Israel’s invasion of Southern Syria has seen them seize control of water there, which accounts for 40% of Jordan’s water supply and now Trump has cut the cash off too, yet expects good old, loyal Jordan to take Palestinians out of Gaza.
This would of course be ethnic cleansing and if you trust Trump to let the people of Gaza back after he has rebuilt it, well, he’s not selling to them is he?
Jordan has unsurprisingly, but emphatically kicked back at this, clinging to the two solution as the answer, despite no willingness to actually ever deliver this coming from anybody, least of all Israel, though with the foreign aid freeze optimistically seen as lasting only 90 days, Jordan are hedging their bets. Other nations are showing more flex.
Indonesia has been cited by Trump as somewhere to relocate Palestinians to, Indonesia being the largest Muslim country by population on the planet, have turned around and directly accused the US of trying to wipe Palestine from the face of the Earth, recognising Palestine as its people rather than the land they occupy alone, therefore to them, to remove the Palestinians from their land is to erase their identity and their existence, but not only that, Trump never even asked them if this was an option! As international relations expert Teuku Rezasyah has stated in the Indonesian Business Post:
‘Currently, the U.S. leaves the world responsible for Palestinians. [They] stir up trouble and then walk away.’
It is the American way to make war and leave a mess behind, driving a bulldozer through diplomatic relations is the Trump cherry on the top though.
Where all of this has ostensibly been very polite though, another issue has invited far more aggressive opposition and some frankly hilarious spats, but this centres around the not at all funny issue of Trump’s deportations.
Overnight matters on this point escalated with Colombia, as their president, the socialist Gustavo Petro refused to entertain military flights from the US dumping Colombian citizens back in his country, rounded up and summarily deported without clearing them for arrival in Colombia first, Trump throwing his weight around, thinking he can get one over on a socialist and Petro wasn’t having any of it, refusing to provide clearance for those flights. Trump threw a wobbler, and slapped 25% tariffs on Colombian good going to the US, no matter how many times the big orange idiot has to be told tariffs are paid by US importers and passed on to US consumers, he still thinks he can weaponise them against other countries. What are the main imports to the US from Colombia? Crude oil, coffee and flowers. If US oil and gas prices, not to mention the price of coffee go up now, blame Trump.
Now several mainstream media outlets are painting this story as Petro later backing down to Trump, a quarter of Colombia’s exports going to the US, but Colombia also hit back with a threat of tariffs on US imports there too, however Petro’s issue was centred around Trump’s mistreatment of his people and refusing to put up with an an unannounced military light to his country to bring back his people having been treated like dirt. What Petro has done instead, is send a proper plane to bring them home with dignity and respect.
Staying in the Americas though and on this topic of US deportations the best, and funniest response yet to Trump and his anti migrant rhetoric has come from President Castro of Honduras.
You see what little Donnie has forgotten is that all over the world the US has these things called military bases and in response to any perceived mistreatment of her own people, the Honduran President has made a video address reminding Trump that he has such bases in her country, that the US has never paid a penny in rent on them and that if Honduran people are mistreated by him, she’s going to shut them down:
Trump is a world joke, just not a funny one, what is quite funny though, is seeing his dolt of a son Eric have an aneurysm over it in a now deleted tweet, saying:
‘Any and all who dare to defy the American Golden Age, heed this warning: You WILL Lose. Tow the line, or we WILL run you down!
The gloves are off and we’re not playing around this time. For now, it’s tariffs, but trust me: We can, and will, do SO MUCH WORSE.’
Get him and his caps lock tantrum! Sharp as a marble and about as tough as a blancmange. Another Trump Presidency has kicked off exactly as we knew it would, a mix of hilarity and despair, but the world isn’t laughing so much this time and if Team Trump carry on like this, they might find the rest of the world can and will do so much worse!
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