ICYMI: Trump Zooms Davos [Summarized]

On Klaus Schwab's Reassurance: "Schwab at Davos, telling everyone they're still in charge. It's like the guy who's losing at poker, still bluffing he's got the winning hand while everyone else sees his cards are shit."

Trump's Executive Order: "Trump's like, 'No more government censorship, you pricks.' It's like he's flipping off the Davos crowd, saying 'Eat this, you control freaks!'"

Green New Deal: "Trump shits on the Green New Deal, calling it a scam. You can bet the eco-zealots at Davos were pissed, their green dreams going up in smoke."

Trade Tariffs: "Trump to the EU: 'You screw us over, we screw you back.' It's like a trade war version of 'fuck you, got mine.'"

America First: "Trump at Davos with his 'America First' crap. He's basically telling everyone else, 'Suck it, we're number one, bitches.'"

Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion: "Trump cancels that DEI bullshit. He's like, 'Fuck your woke agenda, we're going back to merit, you snowflakes.'"

Bank of America: "Trump to Bank of America: 'Open up or I'll shove tariffs so far up your ass, you'll taste the metal.' It's like he's not playing nice with the banking bigwigs."

Globalist Titans: "Davos crew can't stand Trump's brash America. It's like they're at a high-class tea party, and he's the guy who brought beer and told them to loosen up."

Social Media: "Trump thanks Musk for X, like it's his personal megaphone to tell Davos, 'You can't shut me up, assholes.'"