Boredom like a Duracell...

(Verse 1)
Oh, you walk in the room with your stories untold,
But I've heard them all before, they're tired and old.
Your words drag on like a never-ending stream,
This boredom feels like a recurring bad dream.

(Pre-Chorus)
You’re the marathon of monotony,
A champion of dull philosophy.
Your vibe’s got stamina, I can attest,
Boredom eternal, you’re the very best.

(Chorus)
It’s boredom like a Duracell, it just won’t die,
Keeps on ticking, oh, I don’t know why.
You’ve got the energy to bore through the years,
A clockwork yawn, bringing me to tears.

(Verse 2)
You recount the same joke for the thousandth time,
But the punchline’s flat, it’s a victimless crime.
You’re a maestro of tedium, the king of repeat,
Every word from your mouth is like watching paint meet.

(Pre-Chorus)
You’re the CEO of long-winded despair,
Endless cycles of "I don’t care."
A battery of blah, never running out,
You charge my boredom, I’ve no doubt.

(Chorus)
It’s boredom like a Duracell, it just won’t die,
Keeps on ticking, oh, I don’t know why.
You’ve got the energy to bore through the years,
A clockwork yawn, bringing me to tears.

(Bridge)
How do you do it? What’s your secret fuel?
To keep the boredom fresh, you’re a certified tool.
I’ve built a mental castle, planned my life anew,
While you droned on like a speech with no view.

(Chorus)
It’s boredom like a Duracell, it just won’t die,
Keeps on ticking, oh, I don’t know why.
You’ve got the energy to bore through the years,
A clockwork yawn, bringing me to tears.

(Outro)
So here I sit, trapped in your endless flow,
An epic of boredom, no high, just low.
If boredom were a sport, you’d win the gold,
Duracell-powered, your dullness is bold.