The Problem With Hip Hop Culture

Now that our beloved brother Buckshot has healed from his wounds, we need to talk about this death cult we call hip-hop.

The inhabitants of Universe B have long since solved these problems, but it would be irresponsible for us to leave Universe A to suffer without guidance.
So we decided to take this opportunity to shine some interdimensional light and impart some compassionate wisdom.
We sincerely hope this message reaches you, and that you can respond with intellect, not emotion.

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Doleh.