Suzy Loletta - Rectal Attraction

Born as Betty Jean Huckleberry in rural Pecanville, Texas, in 1955, she grew up on a farm where her family bred alligators and line-danced to pay the bills. After a freak accident involving a runaway gator, a can of hairspray, and a defective microphone, 19-year-old Betty Jean discovered her siren-like singing voice could shatter glass and tame the most aggressive reptiles.

In 1978, following a vision from a possibly heat-stroked Roy Orbison apparition, Betty Jean changed her name to Suzy Loletta. The rest is as we know history.