"Day One of the Dictatorship" was pretty uneventful (for Trump)...

BIDEN, however, gave pardons to James B. Biden, his brother; Sara Jones Biden, James’s wife; Valerie Biden Owens, Mr. Biden’s sister; John T. Owens, Ms. Owens’s husband; and Francis W. Biden, Mr. Biden’s brother. Biden also pardoned two crooked Democratic politicians, Ernest William Cromartie, a former city councilman in South Carolina, and Gerald G. Lundergan, a state legislator from Kentucky. Now THAT's something a dictator would do.