The Got Pharma

Webb: “They Told MI Not to Stand Behind This Coughin’?”

[Washington’s Headquarters, FOB Morristown, January 21, 2025] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

Movie viewers of Al Pacino’s City Hall, may have picked up on the obvious reference, when his character had appeared at a funeral in a Black Protestant church in New York, beginning with the remark, “They told me not to stand behind this coffin”; however, New York insiders may have smugly giggled about a local, Yale-educated pastor on the posh Upper West Side and friend of one local and internationally notorious preacher’s kid, a pastor rumored to have associations with certain discrete government agencies, spawning a running joke in one family household between one former Vicar of Manhattan and one legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney, while gathering for summer dinner: “We having Company over?” But in one cosmopolitan suburb of Washington surely such sublime shenanigans in ghetto cities up north are no comparison to what intriguing topics must delight those enjoying a median household income exceeding $143,000 and in average home values around $850,000. And, last year, “[w]hile most of the attention of. . . [that] political season ha[d] been on the presidential race, Arlington residents. . . [had] also cast[] ballots for candidates running for the U.S. Senate, House of Representatives (8th Congressional District), county board and school board races”, finding Arlington Patch highlighting the colorful candidacy of Zuraya Tapia-Hadley, a graduate of the Harvard of Mexico, and “a senior government affairs and public affairs professional with 20 years of experience, a woman and a minority, like the Democrat Party presidential nominee, but also the only chance to add some color to an all-White school board after the Chair, a Puerto Rican, and Vice Chair, a father of biracial children, called it quits, after only one term, a growing trend since 2017, when some civic organizations were nixing candidates, and claiming candidates did not show up, when they had not even been invited. But as of mid-January and an inauguration that certainly has tempers flaring in all the levels of power, controlled in this solid blue municipality by Arlington Democrats, continuing “the Arlington Way.”

Still, questions linger about the last school board meeting of the year and the abrupt decision of the Chair, Mary Kadera, a mom, a former public high school teacher and parent volunteer so adored, who had easily sailed to victory in 2021, in what had early been described as a coronation, after she had clinched the nomination caucuses of Arlington Democrats in April 2021. Does Kadera still harbor bad feelings against her caucus opponent, Miranda Turner, who had been against the closing of public schools in a pandemic, albeit only reflecting the lingering general angst that never developed into a case in court, like other issues from cotton-picking games in public schools and renaming of public-school facilities?

The Arlington Public Schools, echoing the sentiments of at least one thousand residents who had presumably done their research before signing an online petition to demand nonmedical grade facial coverings the Obama Administration’s NIOSH, a subdivision of CDC, had settled any doubt as to whether one-ply cotton might conceivably form an impervious barrier against microbial penetration by particles measured in nanoparticle units, had even brought a case against the Governor to reject Obama’s science, described as “mere criticisms” and “enigmatic allegations” by one federal judge he had appointed in Richmond. And, at least intimating third run for school board, one not a serious option candidate, passed upon by Arlington GOP, and who causes the words “commando, scorched earth and onslaught” to come to the minds of analysts, whenever the war-hardened Arlington Democrats are mobilizing to drub that “pesky independent” in another election, is guns a’blazing, and not tiptoeing around any controversial issues, from the poor performance of public schools generally, as endorsed by the National Report Card that had named Virginia sixth in the nation for learning losses to the achievement gap and even the transgender agenda, about which he has had a case in Richmond since last June, along with a case about the public school closures and pandemic response since last March, with no reports in the press. Clearly it is not news, like his protracted history case on a simple FOIA request that began at the beginning of the Biden Administration and is now getting ready to take on the Trump Administration, as the highest levels of government transition in power.

“Well, Howard, in retirement, since age 50, as a gentleman of leisure, I like to sweat the small stuff, I reckon, compared to the world impacting efforts of others in the most educated municipality in Virginia. Not many people may know that when we have these college fairs, Washington & Lee doesn’t send our folks employed in Lexington, but rely upon people like me, and I’ve been volunteering when nobody else would since I was a sophomore. The W&L face, kind of like old Saint Peter up there in Glory for W&L is yours truly, and I always love to take time to diligently prepare my report on my activities in support of admissions, and if you go to Lexington even quite a few folks at VMI know me. I’m still an unknown here, from what I gather in canvassing door-to-door, and a few folks say, sounding intelligent, they need to do some research, and maybe they will sign when I come back around. I’ve been on the periphery for almost a decade, been on Kimmel, had my birthday remembered for a decade in Politico Playbook, and even made Rolling Stone, which is more than anyone with a dot next to a D or R on a color-coded sheet can say, and what did Patti LaBelle say? That’s what I’m talking about: ten long years,” remarked Major Mike Webb, pleased with himself for being able to recall the lyrics of a soulful melody.

Next up for Webb, besides notices of a constitutional question being served upon the Virginia and U.S. Attorney General in actions related to the pandemic response, mundane matters, the porn tab guy plans to return to what he must know best, even making a top 13 views record in 2016 at ARL Now: tits and “ass”. And, in the community comment period for the next school board meeting he will dedicate his two minutes to demand mammograms for female children in Arlington Public Schools who the school board had forced, and their obliging parents to be administered products that had formerly been used to prime transgenic mice for breast cancer research. Clearly, for parents who send their children to free schools, not likely to make them competitive for top colleges, or even mediocre colleges, Webb says two minutes should be enough as “White meets Doc”, as Webb says, grabbing those breasts with both hands, upon reports from the American Cancer Society have claimed that new cases of female breast cancer had doubled in 2022 and 2023 among women age 45 and below.

Apparently, this not quite as newsworthy as blood on the hands of one prosecutor, preparing an opening brief on why she had no duty to investigate the closing of public schools or human experimentation on almost 30,000 children with novel usages of adenovirus and mRNA, without the prerequisite knowledge of infectious dose and corresponding correlates of protection, presenting a clear risk of autoimmune response as severe as lethal anaphylactic shock. Not even American Cancer Society had issued a press statement on this issue, even after Webb contacted them to provide an explanation. Should some little girl require a mastectomy in high school, call Mrs. Kittner in Amity to slap someone in charge, because thanks to Webb: “They knew.”

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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