They're Butchering the Geese(In Springfield Ohio) - Country Comedy

They're Butchering the Geese by Dreqo

Published September 13, 2024

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"They’re Butchering the Geese!" is a hilarious and lighthearted comedy song about a frustrated neighbor in Springfield, Ohio, witnessing some truly bizarre behavior. From geese to neighborhood pets, no animal is safe in this exaggerated tale of chaos! This song is meant purely for comedic purposes and should not be taken seriously.

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Lyrics:
Sittin' on my porch, mindin' my own,
Saw somethin’ crazy, had to grab my phone.
Down at the park, where kids used to play,
They're butcherin’ geese like it’s just another day!
Feathers flyin’, wings in the air,
I yelled, “What’s goin' on down there?”

Oh lord, they’re butchering the geese!
Someone, call the police!
Now I’m scared for my dog, scared for my cat,
They’re roastin’ critters in a big ol' vat.
Springfield ain't ever been this wild or free,
Since the Haitians moved in and started their spree!

Ol’ Mrs. Green says her cat’s gone missin’,
Those folks were eyein’ Fred while he was fishin’.
Peekin' through blinds, tryin’ not to be seen,
They’re workin' on somethin’ lean.
Dogs disappear, cats too,
Springfield’s slidin'—what are we gonna do?

Oh lord, they’re butchering the geese!
Someone, call the police!
Now I’m scared for my dog, scared for my cat,
They’re roastin’ critters in a big ol' vat.
Springfield ain't ever been this wild or free,
Since the Haitians moved in and started their spree!

They come from far away, that’s true,
But don’t turn the park into a Barbecue!
Geese and pets gone, I can’t believe my eyes—
Springfield’s turned into a wild surprise.

Oh lord, they’re butchering the geese!
Someone, call the police!
Now I’m scared for my dog, scared for my cat,
They’re roastin’ critters in a big ol' vat.
Springfield ain't ever been this wild or free,
Since the Haitians moved in and started their spree!

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