Breakfast Club: Let My People Go (To College)

Happiest City in America Singing The Blues? Thank God for DOSED Colored Folks.

[Washington’s Headquarters, FOB Morristown, January 15, 2025] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

Perhaps it is the cries of “Blood on Your Hands” from the fabled Hurtt Locker at Arlington GOP. Still, the most educated municipality in America is not the most educated anymore. The frequent Fox News guest who managed to get himself assailed at a voting precinct has certainly boasted of remarkable success in fundraising, albeit falling far short in recruiting local candidates for down-ticket electoral contests. At the same time, VA8GOP had required a midnight-hour transplant and former congressional candidate from Florida’s 14th Congressional District to run against the favorite son and luxury car mogul, Don Beyer, Jr., a graduate of Gonzaga High School in D.C., who had boasted of “almost perfect SATs” before earning his baccalaureate at the prestigious Williams College. But perhaps the Leadership Institute’s wonder boy, Matthew Colt Hurtt, a proud graduate of Middle Tennessee University (MTU), not quite Vanderbilt, will work a miracle to locate some conservative attorney to challenge the George Soros-financed prosecutor, in her second term, who has only now become a subject of scrutiny. And, if Winsome Sears hopes to be the first woman elected Governor, history says she will have to perform well in the crown jewel municipality for a kingmaker congressional district that has decided the outcome of statewide elections for decades.

In other not quite news, one litigation hobbyist is awaiting receipt of an affidavit of service from his crack team of commercial process servers who had even cornered the registered agent for Meta Platforms, Inc., after an OJ in a Bronco pursuit. This time the fugitive is the U.S. Attorney General, scheduled to receive a notice of constitutional question before he departs in litigation against the White House, ongoing since Independence Day Weekend 2021. And as Arlington Public School Board Chair Mary Kadera, after easily assailing her political adversaries to gain election, taunting her leadership experience has abruptly decided not to seek reelection, because, as Captain Bret Crozier had lamented to senior naval, flag officers, “The situation is not ideal.” Is the captain crying? Perhaps it’s just nerves.

“Well, Howard, we have a most progressive community where even churches have signs to advertise how Black lives matter, and you know our oldest and boldest civil rights organization, under the leadership of luminaries like Marine veteran Julius J.D. Spain, have tackled the most challenging issues, from missing middle housing, apparently unlawful, de facto segregation, to demanding an investigation over eight deaths of colored folks in eight years in a correctional facility with mostly people of color, prosecuted in discretion, and all run by Arlington Democrats who hold all the levels of power, and they must be doing something right or my good friend JD wouldn't be an Arlington Democrat and be encouraging folks to vote for Arlington Democrats. But while my pal, Don Beyer is out championing bodily autonomy and climate change, I decided to do my part and help out with this persistent achievement gap that not even those Trumpsters are trying to address. Now I figure since we don’t appear to have even anyone running for school board over the education of some 90% of these kids in public school, as my pal Fonzie Lopez says, nothing more important, if JD got like five thousand dollars for whatever he plans to bring to the County Board, Jeff Bezos is a businessman and he would probably want to help educate some of these colored folks to graduate from college and help him out in his endeavors. Win-win. You know while Wakefield is known for many things, even at my college admissions office, let’s just say no Wakefield Legacies are an impediment to other students seeking admission even with the rollbacks in affirmative action,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.