Kid Interrupts | Crowd work | Stand Up Comedy By Rajasekhar Mamidanna

You know sometimes people assume that I have kids. Went to a bank to deposit a cheque and that guy there looked at me and said, 'Sir.. there is one new insurance plan for kids, your kids will be proud of you if you take it'. I looked at him blankly and said, 'My kids died in a car accident'. He was visibly shocked and said, 'Sorry to hear that sir. I can connect you to my colleague who sells car insurance sir'. Bakwas fellow.. Sometimes, I feel entire world is trying to sell something to us. Either by force or making us feel guilty. That's why I like Mark Zuckerberg. Without us knowing, through his algorithms, he is selling us stuff which we search for. Sometimes I feel algorithms know more about us than we know ourselves. Socrates said Know thy self. But my friend Subba Rao who works for Microsoft said, 'Algorithms know you better'. I love Microsoft, they never sell their operating systems. We can get pirated versions everywhere. In a world full of Metas, be a Microsoft. When life hits you, dont become hard, become soft. Microsoft. This seems like an ad for Microsoft even though I am typing all this in a MacBook. I will write some line related to Apple also. In a world full of Kindles, be a book. MacBook. When life gives you lemons, sell it and buy Apple.

I dont know why I am writing all this here, anyway no one reads descriptions.